When did Sting jump the shark? Some might argue it was this metal codpiece from Dune. (An aside: how perfect is it that Robert Pattinson may go there?) I must admit that I remained a drooling, obsessed Sting fan for some time after that faux pas. I was a teenager, okay? But around the time of his TMI tantric sex revelations and more frequent disrobing, even I got over him. This A.V. Club "Why Do I Own This?" column reminded me of the 90s-era Sting concerts I attended, even as my loyalty started to flag, and all the Sting memorabilia that is still floating around our attic somewhere.